🚨突发新闻：情绪激动的参议员约翰。肯尼迪要求参议院共和党人团结起来，通过"让美国再次伟大"(MAGA)政策。 "求求你们了!再加点糖!我再加颗樱桃。我甚至还有一张麦当劳麦乐鸡的旧优惠券，也一起送过去。请再送一份和解账单来!求求你们了!" 无需民主党人支持。需要50+1票。共和党，加油! "让我们通过另一项和解法案，来解决那些让父母们晚上躺下睡觉时担心却睡不着觉的问题。" 🚨 BREAKING: A fired-up Sen. John Kennedy is DEMANDING the Senate GOP get its act together and pass MAGA policies "Pretty please. Sugar on top! I'll add a cherry. I even got an old McDonald's McRib coupon. I'll throw that in. PLEASE BRING ANOTHER RECONCILIATION BILL! PLEASE!" 🔥 0 Democrats needed. 50+1 votes. LET'S DO IT, GOP! 🇺🇸 "Let’s pass another reconciliation bill to deal with the problems moms and dads are worried about when they lie down to sleep at night and can’t."