Forget the 28-point triple-double. That’s the least terrifying thing a 39-year-old LeBron is doing to the NBA record books. He's not just playing, he's hunting. One more win ties Kareem. Two more, and he snatches the all-time wins crown. You're watching a coronation in slow motion. He already dismantled Kareem's scoring mountain and leapfrogged Rodman on the glass. Now, he's just 31 dimes away from swallowing Jason Kidd whole. This isn't a farewell tour; it's a hostile takeover of history.